Sasuke-so naruto we meet yet again

Naruto-Sasuke-kun I wont let you escape this time

Sasuke- oh really what are you gonna stop me with that stupid rasengan or multi shadow clone jutsu or those silly toads pleaze

Naruto- uh....uh..uh.... shut up Ive been training!!! with a super perv that doesnt do anything!!

Sasuke- Oh yea try a petifile that constantly says sasuke-kun i will posses your body hehehe

Both-Ewwww

Naruto- And what about you sasuke what happend to that lame sword that you were going to do weird things with me at

Sasuke- I lost it

Naruto- How do you loose a sword

Sasuke that doesnt matter I got a better wepon

Naruto-Really?! where?

Sasuke- It is an ultimate wepon that could make anyone scream in pain agony happyness and even lust....It might be .... no wait it is the strongest wepon in the naruto world...wait the enite anime world

Naruto- Tell what is it!!!!

Sasuke- A Paddle!!!

Naruto a paddle?? That is stupid that thing is ur secret weapon I think u finnally went off the deep end

Sasuke- what do u mean! it is awsome

Naruto- How could that stupid paddle thing hurt me

Sasuke- Let me explain bend over just a bit

Naruto-Fine

Sasuke- Now brace urself

Naruto- Like I said before how could that silly thing hUUURT.....AHHHHHHH

Sasuke- Thats how...Now do you see its true power Naruto-Kun

Naruto-Oh yes I do sasuke-Kun

Sasuke-Call me sempi or danna

Naruto-Whatever you want Sasuke sempi

Sasuke(To self outloud) Oh my gosh it actually worked thanks Orochimaru I owe you one

Orochimaru-Can I have your body now

Sasuke-NO!!!

Orochimau- awww ;~;